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DEAR KIDS!!! BEING TORCH IS BAD... oaoaooaoo mmmm

Your computer has been trolled by Poettering Trojan (aka systemd)!

SYSTEMD - THE BEST NSA'S REMOTE DESKTOP

Welcome to systemd fan club!!!!!!

FREE 100% NO VIRUS DOWNLOAD CP VIDEOS SYSTEMD LINUX GPL STALLMAN PORN

WHY SYSTEMD IS BEST OPERATING SYSTEM ???????????????????

ITS FREE WiThOuT SMS aNd ReGiStRaTiOn!!!!!!!! (paid runit sucks)
A LOT OF FEATURES!!!!
OH YES, BINARY LOGS!!!
LIGHTWEIGHT OS!!!!
SEXY LOGO:

FUCK NON-SYSTEMD DISTROS!!!!

STOP BSD!!!!!!

FreeBSD and OpenBSD are TERRORIST organizations!! We need to BAN BSD!!!!!!!!!! please sign our petition against BSD!!